Friday, September 29, 2006 

A Day of Wrath... For Anyone Watching this Movie

Hey, it's Christopher Lambert in a little move called Day of Wrath.
Sure, I loved it... when it was called Highlander. Ok, in all honestly, I've never seen Day of Wrath, but I'm sure that it sucks more than Highlander2, or Beowulf.

But don't take my word for it, how about a review from IMDB:

Uh Yeah, don't watch this movie

We rented the movie as a joke, but it wasn't even funny enough to sit through. I think the other review written about the movie was actually written by Christopher Lambert himself... Maybe Lambert need to make a house payment or something, I hope he got paid for doing this, I wish I did for watching a quarter of it. I wish Lambert would do good movies. Oh yeah and I can't wait for Mortal Combat 3, that should be hilarious.
He was cool in the orginal Mortal Combat, I'll give him that.

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006 

The Hoff's Greatest Performance

Are you looking for a good movie this weekend? Something that the whole family can enjoy. How about Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical?

Take it away, Clay Sanderson from Bloomington, IN:

David Hasseloff, whose amateurish performance is forever recorded on this video for his embarrassment. He's so bad in so many ways, he almost manages to turn this musical thriller into a musical comedy.
The Hoff makes me smile...

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Boobies

A classic from the old BUMRUSH website. I hope you enjoy as much as I do.

I once knew a girl that I liked
just because she had big boobies
I really couldn't talk to her face
cause I had to get up in those scoobies

But I never got a chance
she thought that I was a hellion
and I ended up in a trance
when I caught a melon

But she shot me with a Wession
so let me be your tutor
and this can be your lession
being nutered with a gun
is anything but fun.

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Monday, September 25, 2006 

No More Hoff for the Hoff?

From Moviehole.net:

According to a scooper for Aint it Cool News, David Hasselhoff will no longer be starring in the Weinstein Co’s “Knight Rider” pic.

The scooper says Hasselhoff is going around mentioning that he’s in the film in an attempt to drum up interest. At the moment though, he is not involved – in any capacity.

I really enjoy the part about Hoff saying that he's involved with the film when he's totally not. So, the question is, will Hoff try to bumrush the Knight Rider set on the first day, or does he wait a couple of days?

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 

A BUMRUSH Shoutout

If you're interested in celebrities doing stupid shit and showing off their naughty bits, then check out The Bastardly. I came across this post and then discovered what the rest of the site was about. It might be worth a little bit of your time. And if not, you might be able to see a couple famous nipples.
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Sunday, September 10, 2006 

BUMRUSH Girl-o-the-Month: Jessica Alba

The fact that the BUMRUSH has become a sausage-fest over the past few months (lead in full rainbow pride by one Nateus Maximus) has forced my hand. This has been long overdue.

Introducing the first ever girl-0-the-month here at the BUMRUSH: Jessica Alba



Now, I’m really not a big Jessica Alba fan, as she doesn’t really do “it” for me. And then there was the time I went to Hawaii on a 12 hour flight in which the in-flight movie was the Fantastic Four. We all watch movies that suck from time to time, and we typically move past them and forget the experience, but the airline played the movie on a loop during this flight, and since I can’t sleep on planes and I didn’t have a book, I watched it THREE TIMES IN A ROW. It was totally some Clockwork Orange action. That event has changed me for the worse.

So why Alba, then? Just look at that picture…

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Monday, September 04, 2006 

Streetfighter

Another one of the Maximus' gems. Maybe he'll get up off his ass soon and write some new poetry. The fucker thinks just cuase he's getting married means that he can jerk it instead of writing the Bumrush... Anyway, onto the work of Maximus.

Streetfighter

I'm a Streetfighter baby
That's my game
I do it for money
I do it for fame
You're crying' baby, ain't it a shame
But I'm Superman
We're one in the same

You don't have to worry cuz
I ain't gonna lose
So shut yo bitch mouth and pour me some booze
Those fuckin' punks, yeah, they fall when I choose
Now get over here and let me squeeze that good luck caboose

I'm a Streetfighter baby
It's how I pay the bills
Some fools can't do it
But I sure as hell will
You know me baby, I gots the skills
I'm a fighter through and through, I love
And I kill


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Fricken Voltron
Much like a shape-changing giant mecha robot, our powers are indeed mighty when combined


About The Men

  • "Getting in shape for this role, which is incredibly demanding, vocally, has been a lot of hard work, but I'm nailing it. I'm even kind of, at times, blowing my own mind, because I am even able to talk right now."
    -David Hasselhoff
  • "In December, I am going to Vietnam with my favorite charity, Wheels for Humanity."
    -David Hasselhoff
  • See us Nude! Biggs, or Maximus, or the Pimp Daddy



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