THE BUMRUSH

Best Movie: According to IMDB, the highest rated movie she’s been in was Love Actually (a 7.8 out of 10). But since her credit in that movie was “Harriet, the sexy one” – and I’m totally serious about that – her actual best (and I’m using that term lightly) movie was American Pie (6.8) where she basically became famous for showing her tits (not that there is anything wrong with that). I loved American pie. It was great. And about 3% of that was due to Shannon Elizabeth.

Worst Movie: Johnson Family Vacation staring Cedric the Entertainer (a slick 3.7 on IMDB)? I don’t know. All her movies where we don’t get to see her breasts pretty much suck. Which is why our first and last thought about Shannon Elizabeth begin and end with:


Random Internet Fact: Shannon was born in 1973, which makes her… 35? Really? 35? Wow, that’s old. She'll always be a high school girl in my mind…

Ok, maybe not so much...

Labels: girls, movies

There's not much more to say than that... You just have to watch the video.

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