Wednesday, March 31, 2010 

Top 10 Easy Ways to Make Money and Become Rich

…if you were in a movie.

1. Find it in a briefcase



2. Be born into royalty



3. Become a computer hacker



4. Marry into it



5. Steal it



6. Prostitute your wife



7. Hire someone to kidnap your wife for ransom



8. Con some old people



9. Inherit it



10. Take over a drug empire

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Monday, March 29, 2010 

BUMRUSH Girl of the Month: Amanda Seyfried

You may know Amanda Seyfried from the “movies” Mamma Mia! or maybe Jennifer's Body... or if you are a heterosexual male, then from absolutely nothing other than being smoking hot. She got her start on a couple of soap operas (As the World Turns and then All My Children if you are being gay again), but officially got her start in the motion pictures in the 2004 Lindsay Lohan classic Mean Girls.



Then after bouncing around between movie and TV projects, she got a lead role in Mamma Mia! and then got to lesbo it up with Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body, a movie described by one IMDB reviewer as “Neither scary nor particularly funny.”



Like any good actress, Seyfried road to respectability within her craft has taken her straight through nudetown. In her new movie Chloe, Seyfried shows plenty of her assets and shares some more lesbian hotness with co-star Julianne Moore. From the reviews, it looks like the movie sucks, but Amanda certainly does not. Or Maybe she does, I don’t know...

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20 Homemade Things That Shouldn’t Be Home-Made

A list of 20 things that should not be macgyvered at home. It's a list I happen to disagree with, because everything is better when it's made with love.

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Friday, March 12, 2010 

Corey Haim Dead at 38

You know the story - and sadly it's one we've seen before and will see again. The heyday of Haim was ever so slightly before my formative years, but man, how could you be swayed by the power of the Corey/Corey combo?

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010 

Your Bill Bixby Clip of the Day: Chasing Perfection A&E Biography

One of the great things about living in the 21st century is our ability to catalog media and organize it in such as way that it easily accessible by anyone who is interested in learning more about a specific subject, such as the great Bill Bixby.

For example, the Bill Bixby A&E Biography called Chasing Perfection is currently available online. It was created in 2001 and chronicles Bixby's life both in his professional success and personal demons. Here is part 1 of the biography.

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Lindsay Lohan sues E-Trade over 'milkaholic' in talking baby commercial

In the world of frivolous lawsuits this one takes the cake:

Lindsay Lohan apparently filed a $100 million lawsuit earlier this week against E-Trade for a Super Bowl commercial that they aired about a milkaholic baby named Lindsay. She (and by that I mean her lawyer) citied that she is a one-named celebrity along the likes of Oprah, Madonna, or Borat and that the ad used her name to parody her life and profit off of it.



I mean, how could you not have that opinion after watching the ad? If I had one wish in this world, it'd be that Lindsay Lohan go back a few years to when she was just hot and didn't have to comment on what was going on in this world... and that she and I were friends with benefits. Very dirty benefits.



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Tuesday, March 09, 2010 

Kathryn Bigelow Makes Me Think of Inappropriate Things

Congratulations to Director Kathryn Bigelow for taking home a best director Oscar this weekend for her movie, The Hurt Locker. She is apparently the first woman to take home the best director award ever, which I have heard about approximately a thousand times in the past couple of days. It also means if you had “Best Director” over “President of the United States” in the “which will a woman do first pool”, you can now claim your prize.



I actually saw The Hurt Locker just the other day in my marathon-like preparation for the Oscar awards ceremony. It was a very good movie, certainly kept me on the edge of my seat for at least the first half of it, but at no time during my viewing did I think that it was best picture material. I mean, as much as people like to bash on Avatar (and it did have its problems for sure), twenty years from now which movie are people going to remember?

Yeah, I thought so. I believe the Hurt Locker will eventually end up in the A Beautiful Mind or American Beauty category of pictures that do not age well at all. Especially when you read about what actual Iraq War veterans think about the movie.

Over course, the real question on my mind through all of this is: what did ex-husband James Cameron think about Bigelow’s big win?

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When Words Can't Explain

Seriously, words cannot begin to explain...

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Your Bill Bixby Clip of the Day: Interview with Lou Ferrigno

An interview with Bixby and Lou Ferrigno in 1988 on some local news show called Live Noonday. Worth a view just for Ferrigno ‘s mullet and some sweet daytime news special effects.

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