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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 

Top Ten List of Things We Could Use To Plug the BP Oil Leak

10. My enormous biceps
9. Your mom
8. Biden's big mouth
7. Biggs' enormous shoe collection
6. A sack of kittens
5. Simon Cowell's ego
4. A stack of mimes
3. Michael Moore
2. The Pimp's box of thongs

...and the # 1 thing we could use to plug the BP Oil Leak:
1. Sean Connery's right thumb (ie - The Presidio)

Awesome dude. I can't believe no one has thought of option #1 yet. It make so much sense and we've been sleeping on that solution the entire time.

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