THE BUMRUSH

Chris Berman (who you may know from ESPN) having a breakdown on the set of Sportscenter (NSFW language).

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First, Helena Bonham Carter has the sexiest name in all of Hollywood. Second, despite the scummy roles she often plays in (such as Bellatrix Lestrange in the latest Harry Potter movie), she's always attracted me in that dangerous bad girl kind of way. Call me a sucker for mysterious girls, but you can't deny that Bonham Carter cleans up well:


Best Movie: If you count the roles in which she was a supporting actress (and she does the supporting thing a lot), it would absolutely have to be Fight Club. But while Bonham Carter did a fine job in the movie, it really was a Ed Norton/Brad Pitt vehicle. I've also heard good things about Sweeney Todd, but I haven't had a chance to see it yet.

Worst Movie: Again, it's really not her fault, but Planet of the Apes sucked ass. I was a huge fan of the earlier movies (I actually watched the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th ones. That's how much I like the series). But this one was just a waste of my life.

Random Internet Fact: In May 2006, she launched her own fashion line, "The Pantaloonies." The first collection, called Bloomin' Bloomers, is a Victoriana style selection of camisoles, mop caps and bloomers. She is now working on Pantaloonies customized jeans which Helena describes as "a kind of scrapbook on the bum.".

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Apparently, based on my build and skillz, I could beat up 25 five year old children. You better recognize! I am a machine.

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I really had no idea that Kiefer Sutherland has been in jail the past 48 days on a drunken-driving charge and violation of his probation. According to this article, he's spent his sentence cleaning sheets, pillowcases and blankets on laundry duty. No word on whether he was able to bring his dog or giant rocking chair with him to jail.

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We've been surprisingly mum on the new Rambo movie, which is strange since Rambo pretty much was the 80's for us. The new Rambo trailer has been out a while, so you may have already seen it, but it is balls out insane for the amount of blood and decapitations in it. I think it's safe to say that Rambo is back.

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The quality of this video is horrible (tracking! tracking!) but it's absolutely worth a watch simply for the towel whips delivered to David Banner. I haven't felt such pain since junior high...

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According to this article, a man by the name of Paxton Galvanek helped rescue two victims from an overturned SUV on the North Carolina interstate. He was the first one on the scene and safely removed both individuals from the smoking vehicle and treated their wounds. The crazy thing about the story: His medical background and knowledge came entire from playing as a medic in the video game America's Army. A quote from Galvanek:

In the case of this accident, I evaluated the situation and placed priority on the driver of the car who had missing fingers... I then recalled that in section two of the medic training, I learned about controlled bleeding. I noticed that the wounded man had severe bleeding that he could not control. I used a towel as a dressing and asked the man to hold the towel on his wound and to raise his hand above his head to lessen the blood flow which allowed me to evaluate his other injuries which included a cut on his head."

I know America's army has received a lot of crap since its introduction as a recruiting tool disguised as a game for the US Army. And I’m not going to argue that point, but after all the negative shit that gets said about video games, it is cool to see them get some positive press as a learning mechanism for real world knowledge.

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...in China. Fortunately, in Egypt, the top search would still appear to be "sex." In the US, it disappointingly appears to be "Yahoo." Come on, we can do better than that.

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According to this article, a woman has been banned from driving after traveling less than 10mph on a highway in Bristol, England. According to this woman:

"I didn't intend getting onto the motorway, but all of a sudden I found myself on it and I could not get off, I just panicked. I hate that particular stretch of road and I avoid it normally. It is my nemesis."

A little crazy, right... Anyway,

"I thought "thank God" when I saw the blue flashing lights," she said. "I thought they could help and I asked them if they could drive me home."

When I see the blue flashing lights, my thoughts are much, much different.

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