BUMRUSH Girl of the Month: Natalie Portman
What’s not to love about Natalie Portman? She’s insanely beautiful, an extremely talented actress, and insanely beautiful. Ok, she may be a little too intell
igent; as she can speak like 6 languages and graduated from Harvard. A girl like that wouldn’t go slum diving, even in my most exciting dreams.
Best Movie: With the risk of sounding like some kind of child stalker, it’s The Professional, which currently sits at #38 on IMDB’s top 250 films. Not only is it an amazing film about a professional assassin and his 12 year old neighbor: It has knock-it-out of the park performances by Jean Reno and Gary Oldman and Portman is phenomenal as the 12 year old neighbor. Portman has done a lot of amazing work since, but nothing is as jaw dropping as seeing her give this adult acting performance as a pre-teen.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLYsxLDMN64VhX5sNT2eI4YfqzvU0Zak0FppVVlz4awK2gdbg2Pv0a8BU5iecoIOo1eiOm7-YiOcj57ucnlmd6ktY6ajwKB2l__FoRl695XYH3vyHVbcJYau6tPlmQVTcZ8VnKOw/s400/Scarlett+and+Natalie+Portman.jpg)
Also mad props to V for Vendetta, which is a powerful film that contains a great performance by Portman. I couldn’t stop thinking about the movie for a week after I saw it. That doesn’t happen to me very often.
Worst Movie: Star Wars: Episode II. Episode I was a horrible piece of elephant shit right on top of the Star Wars mythology, and while Episode II was a slightly smaller piece of shit, Portman’s role was bigger in it. Not that the train wreck was her fault by any stretch of the imagination; no amount of acting is going to save you when you have to read dialogue written by a group of untrained orangutans. Case in point:
Padme: I do not like this idea of hiding.
Anakin: Sometimes we must do what is requested of us.
Really, George Lucas? Star Wars is your career, your legacy, your everything and that’s the best you could do. Really?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzLDaACUdpN8E-QuOsV8S-OP6eR-j1kSEnGCae1kGLhPZI02CjIue6OzfbyaDkPUoXIp013PR2MOFPe3Xjyh_NtrjM9v5hPiL0S0EPaWMSHvj7uYwVIWTkJpvhswC4aeRj-6eqDQ/s400/Natalie+Portman+Nude.jpg)
Interesting Fact: How time will change even the most steadfast of things. Earlier in her career, Portman was totally against doing nude scenes, going so far as to say:
"Also I don't like anything that exploits young women. Yes, nudity can be really artistic and really beautiful, but I don't think we need to see young people naked. I'm not trying to censor or criticize anyone, but it's difficult for me to watch. I wonder if someone else decided for that young person that he or she would get naked.”
So, it came as a little bit of a surprise when she did her first nude scene in Wes Anderson’s short film, Hotel Chevalier, which was a prologue to The Darjeeling Limited. Her change of heart is our gain.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOP3pBErtMHW2xisdZ0htJ7kRpWbpmkDJd7-6Oho463BpCoxvGuqwNR49qyCSy1wWytJFJwOOKqbHNPedjNXh1WRzdcIfdOTWQaaQVXRKdiPQPtFU572yKdYPdjkDlb72rkFf9mg/s400/Natalie+Portman+Yellow.jpg)
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Best Movie: With the risk of sounding like some kind of child stalker, it’s The Professional, which currently sits at #38 on IMDB’s top 250 films. Not only is it an amazing film about a professional assassin and his 12 year old neighbor: It has knock-it-out of the park performances by Jean Reno and Gary Oldman and Portman is phenomenal as the 12 year old neighbor. Portman has done a lot of amazing work since, but nothing is as jaw dropping as seeing her give this adult acting performance as a pre-teen.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLYsxLDMN64VhX5sNT2eI4YfqzvU0Zak0FppVVlz4awK2gdbg2Pv0a8BU5iecoIOo1eiOm7-YiOcj57ucnlmd6ktY6ajwKB2l__FoRl695XYH3vyHVbcJYau6tPlmQVTcZ8VnKOw/s400/Scarlett+and+Natalie+Portman.jpg)
Also mad props to V for Vendetta, which is a powerful film that contains a great performance by Portman. I couldn’t stop thinking about the movie for a week after I saw it. That doesn’t happen to me very often.
Worst Movie: Star Wars: Episode II. Episode I was a horrible piece of elephant shit right on top of the Star Wars mythology, and while Episode II was a slightly smaller piece of shit, Portman’s role was bigger in it. Not that the train wreck was her fault by any stretch of the imagination; no amount of acting is going to save you when you have to read dialogue written by a group of untrained orangutans. Case in point:
Padme: I do not like this idea of hiding.
Anakin: Sometimes we must do what is requested of us.
Really, George Lucas? Star Wars is your career, your legacy, your everything and that’s the best you could do. Really?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzLDaACUdpN8E-QuOsV8S-OP6eR-j1kSEnGCae1kGLhPZI02CjIue6OzfbyaDkPUoXIp013PR2MOFPe3Xjyh_NtrjM9v5hPiL0S0EPaWMSHvj7uYwVIWTkJpvhswC4aeRj-6eqDQ/s400/Natalie+Portman+Nude.jpg)
Interesting Fact: How time will change even the most steadfast of things. Earlier in her career, Portman was totally against doing nude scenes, going so far as to say:
"Also I don't like anything that exploits young women. Yes, nudity can be really artistic and really beautiful, but I don't think we need to see young people naked. I'm not trying to censor or criticize anyone, but it's difficult for me to watch. I wonder if someone else decided for that young person that he or she would get naked.”
So, it came as a little bit of a surprise when she did her first nude scene in Wes Anderson’s short film, Hotel Chevalier, which was a prologue to The Darjeeling Limited. Her change of heart is our gain.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOP3pBErtMHW2xisdZ0htJ7kRpWbpmkDJd7-6Oho463BpCoxvGuqwNR49qyCSy1wWytJFJwOOKqbHNPedjNXh1WRzdcIfdOTWQaaQVXRKdiPQPtFU572yKdYPdjkDlb72rkFf9mg/s400/Natalie+Portman+Yellow.jpg)
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