THE BUMRUSH

There I was, wandering across the inter-webs, desperate for entertainment but finding none. Shall I check Drudge for the latest depressing headline about BP's ineptitude? Yawn. Why not check in on ItsProbablyTrue.com? I hear those fellas have like, 10 inch ding dongs. Nope, I'm just not in the mood for a sausage party. How about I swing by IMDB and look up some movie quotes? Nah, I already know them all. And then I stumble across this jewel from the good people at autotunethenews.com.

I have strayed off the edge of the map and there be monsters here...but there's also some real funny shit, too. Check it out.