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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 

Poor Britney Spears


She's currently in rehab in Malibu, possibly bipolar and bulimic, facing bankruptcy after spending $21 million in the past two years, having sex in bushes with a mystery man, and worst of all, possibly a crazed sugar addict! Hide the hard candies and cowtails, Britney is coming over to have sex with me in the backyard...

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  • "Getting in shape for this role, which is incredibly demanding, vocally, has been a lot of hard work, but I'm nailing it. I'm even kind of, at times, blowing my own mind, because I am even able to talk right now."
    -David Hasselhoff
  • "In December, I am going to Vietnam with my favorite charity, Wheels for Humanity."
    -David Hasselhoff
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