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Sunday, March 18, 2007 

Ninja Haiku

Hopefully, the Pimp Daddy will hit us up with some his masterful ninja haiku soon, but until then, a little shoutout to a website called the footnote and their ninja haiku slam. Here are a couple of their ninja haikus.

Ninja mans the grill
Mean meat cookin' mofo, yo
Silent barbecue

Sorrow and pain come
Empty space, death scent heavy
Ninja enter, poop, and leave

And finally, until we can get some of the real thing from the pimp, here's a little ninja haiku straight from the mouth of Biggs:

Ninja has feelings
Accessorizes wardrobe
Homosexual

That's good stuff. And if you can write a ninja haiku is less than 6 words, I'd like to hear it.


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  • "Getting in shape for this role, which is incredibly demanding, vocally, has been a lot of hard work, but I'm nailing it. I'm even kind of, at times, blowing my own mind, because I am even able to talk right now."
    -David Hasselhoff
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