Ode to Leather Jackets and Talking Cars
Here is a classic from the Maximus. Enjoy.
Ode to Leather Jackets and Talking Cars
Michael, Michael, where are you?
I don't remember telling you to shoo
I turn the tv to seventeen
Still you're nowhere to be seen
Where is Devon? Where is Bonnie?
You know I mean the brunette hottie.
Most important you son of a bitch
What the hell you do with Kitt?
Hasselhoff, once you had it all
I guess that Baywatch was your fall
Soaking up the rays with Pam
Made you think you were the man
The sun must have gotten to you head
Cuz your days of fightin' crime are dead
You used to talk to your sweet black car
But now you gander from afar
As everyone else is living the life of a star
And you just suck.
Dumbass.
Ode to Leather Jackets and Talking Cars
Michael, Michael, where are you?
I don't remember telling you to shoo
I turn the tv to seventeen
Still you're nowhere to be seen
Where is Devon? Where is Bonnie?
You know I mean the brunette hottie.
Most important you son of a bitch
What the hell you do with Kitt?
Hasselhoff, once you had it all
I guess that Baywatch was your fall
Soaking up the rays with Pam
Made you think you were the man
The sun must have gotten to you head
Cuz your days of fightin' crime are dead
You used to talk to your sweet black car
But now you gander from afar
As everyone else is living the life of a star
And you just suck.
Dumbass.
Labels: bumrush, hasselhoff, hoff, maximus
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