THE BUMRUSH

...wants you to take a picture of him.

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The decade of the 1980's is aging like a fine wine. Every year we get further away from the 80's, the more unbelievable and wonderful those 10 years become. What do I mean? This Hasselhoff music video can explain things better than I can. (Try to avoid starring directly at the Hoff's jeri-mullet, it can cause permanent damage to your eyes).



In case you like your Hasselhoff with a little more island maschismo, here's the Hoff's Limbo Dance. You can almost feel Jamaica oozing from his skin.



Finally, the Hoff is crazy for you. Actually, as he mentions about 85 times, he's CRAAAAA-zy for YOU! I'm not quite sure of the meaning of the dog at the end of the video, but it does worry me a lot.

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From Contactmusic.com.

Actor DAVID HASSELHOFF wishes he'd romantically pursued "friend" DIANA, PRINCESS OF WALES while she was alive, because they "clicked" when they met. The 53-year-old star recounts his meeting with the royal in his new autobiography MAKING WAVES. Hasselhoff says, "I could sense her pain. I always admired her. I probably would have gone after her if circumstances had been different. In the end I just wanted to be a friend and to hang out with her. She looked like she really needed a friend and we really clicked."

The Hoff is a classy guy. A sexy, classy, guy.

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Bringing you your daily fix of Knight Rider action, in between your viewings of season 1 on DVD.

Yes, it's the ultimate battle of indestructible supercars! Except that one of them is destructible, I guess. The window laser block pulled off by Hassellhoff about halfway through the video is pure gold. I'm going to go straight home and try that.



Thanks to The Knight Rider Spot, where I found the link to this video.

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Add it to the list of ridiculous David Hasselhoff music videos. A little Secret Agent Man as only the Hoff can do. Like one of the commenters, does this video make you want to "do him"?

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So, what is the Hoff up to these days. Well, when not starring on his own ridiculously pointless website, WaxHoff, he's starring in an online game called Boff the Hoff, the purpose of which is smack him as hard in the face as possible (sounds about right). In his down time, the Hoff enjoys dressing himself in women's ball gowns and feigning the game of golf.



And, finally, I thought I had come across the motherload when I found Hasselhoff's blog on NBC. Unfortunately, it hasn't been updated in about 8 months and it doesn't contain anything of interest anyway, expect for the fact that he signs off using the handle "the Hoff".

Keep rocking, America!

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If I'm ever asked to contribute an item into a time capsule in order to succinctly describe the world that I lived in – it will be the following picture:

A special thanks for that pic from my new favorite site, the Daily Hasselhoff. Get your Hoff on, 365 days a year.

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The Pimp Daddy posted a horrifying link to the Hoff's new music video. I cannot compete with the insanity of that thing (I mean, jump in my car?), but I can post another almost as insane Hasselhoff music video. What the hell is going on in his head? "Give me some more fucking green screen time. I said more green screen!"





And if you can't get enough of this video, you're going to love A God Among Men. Check it.

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Are you looking for a good movie this weekend? Something that the whole family can enjoy. How about Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical?

Take it away, Clay Sanderson from Bloomington, IN:

David Hasseloff, whose amateurish performance is forever recorded on this video for his embarrassment. He's so bad in so many ways, he almost manages to turn this musical thriller into a musical comedy.

The Hoff makes me smile...

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From Moviehole.net:

According to a scooper for Aint it Cool News, David Hasselhoff will no longer be starring in the Weinstein Co’s “Knight Rider” pic.

The scooper says Hasselhoff is going around mentioning that he’s in the film in an attempt to drum up interest. At the moment though, he is not involved – in any capacity.

I really enjoy the part about Hoff saying that he's involved with the film when he's totally not. So, the question is, will Hoff try to bumrush the Knight Rider set on the first day, or does he wait a couple of days?

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Here is a classic from the Maximus. Enjoy.

Ode to Leather Jackets and Talking Cars

Michael, Michael, where are you?
I don't remember telling you to shoo
I turn the tv to seventeen
Still you're nowhere to be seen

Where is Devon? Where is Bonnie?
You know I mean the brunette hottie.
Most important you son of a bitch
What the hell you do with Kitt?

Hasselhoff, once you had it all
I guess that Baywatch was your fall
Soaking up the rays with Pam
Made you think you were the man

The sun must have gotten to you head
Cuz your days of fightin' crime are dead
You used to talk to your sweet black car
But now you gander from afar
As everyone else is living the life of a star
And you just suck.

Dumbass.

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From PR inside:

The 'Baywatch' star, nicknamed The Hoff, turned up intoxicated to London's Heathrow airport at 7am yesterday, and then continued to knock back drinks in British Airways' first class lounge as he waited to board his 9.55am flight to Los Angeles.

Fucken Hasselhoff. And honestly, this is the first time in my life that I've heard that he's nicknamed "the Hoff'. Maybe only in Europe. What is the best part of the article? I'm glad you asked. This sentence, clearly takes the cake:

Onlookers were even more horrified when a dark wet patch appeared around the actor's groin area.

Fucken Hasselhoff.

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In my haste to put up the last post, I forgot to put up the required Hasselhoff picture with the post. Let's face it - every Hasselhoff reference must by accompanied by a picture. It's one of the rules of the Internet. Put up a pic of Hasselhoff or he'll kick the shit out of you and then cry like a baby. I love my life, so Hasselhoff wants me to put up a little something for the ladies:


Oh fucking god that's horrible. I'm so sorry. I'll make it up with this picture.




Oh shit, that's even worse. What the hell is he doing to those puppies. Someone call PETA. Ok, I'm serious this time. Here's a good one, in the spirit of the best album covers post.



Much better. I'm a night rocker too.

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Courtesy of the Maximus and the Charleston Post and Courier

David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in an accident in a London gym bathroom, his spokeswoman said.

Hasselhoff, 53, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama "Baywatch" for 11 years, was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said Friday.

Doctors operated to repair the injury and Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in London, Katz said.

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