BUMRUSH Girl-o-the-Month: Jessica Alba
The fact that the BUMRUSH has become a sausage-fest over the past few months (lead in full rainbow pride by one Nateus Maximus) has forced my hand. This has been long overdue.
Introducing the first ever girl-0-the-month here at the BUMRUSH: Jessica Alba
Now, I’m really not a big Jessica Alba fan, as she doesn’t really do “it” for me. And then there was the time I went to Hawaii on a 12 hour flight in which the in-flight movie was the Fantastic Four. We all watch movies that suck from time to time, and we typically move past them and forget the experience, but the airline played the movie on a loop during this flight, and since I can’t sleep on planes and I didn’t have a book, I watched it THREE TIMES IN A ROW. It was totally some Clockwork Orange action. That event has changed me for the worse.
So why Alba, then? Just look at that picture…
Introducing the first ever girl-0-the-month here at the BUMRUSH: Jessica Alba
Now, I’m really not a big Jessica Alba fan, as she doesn’t really do “it” for me. And then there was the time I went to Hawaii on a 12 hour flight in which the in-flight movie was the Fantastic Four. We all watch movies that suck from time to time, and we typically move past them and forget the experience, but the airline played the movie on a loop during this flight, and since I can’t sleep on planes and I didn’t have a book, I watched it THREE TIMES IN A ROW. It was totally some Clockwork Orange action. That event has changed me for the worse.
So why Alba, then? Just look at that picture…
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I'm not a huge Alba fan either, but that picture might just change my mind.
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LeperColony |
9/10/2006 10:22 AM