Wednesday, June 20, 2007 

Six of the Worst Movie Scenes Ever

Worst Death Scene from Enter The Ninja is fucking hilarious. I hope my death is exactly like that.


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Sunday, March 18, 2007 

Ninja Haiku

Hopefully, the Pimp Daddy will hit us up with some his masterful ninja haiku soon, but until then, a little shoutout to a website called the footnote and their ninja haiku slam. Here are a couple of their ninja haikus.

Ninja mans the grill
Mean meat cookin' mofo, yo
Silent barbecue

Sorrow and pain come
Empty space, death scent heavy
Ninja enter, poop, and leave

And finally, until we can get some of the real thing from the pimp, here's a little ninja haiku straight from the mouth of Biggs:

Ninja has feelings
Accessorizes wardrobe
Homosexual

That's good stuff. And if you can write a ninja haiku is less than 6 words, I'd like to hear it.


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Tuesday, March 06, 2007 

Ask A Ninja

You may already know about it, but hands down, Ask A Ninja is my favorite video podcast on the Internet. Consistently hilarious, I laugh out loud at least once every time I watch it.

The Ninja explains podcasting to people over the age of 12.


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Fricken Voltron
Much like a shape-changing giant mecha robot, our powers are indeed mighty when combined


About The Men

  • "Getting in shape for this role, which is incredibly demanding, vocally, has been a lot of hard work, but I'm nailing it. I'm even kind of, at times, blowing my own mind, because I am even able to talk right now."
    -David Hasselhoff
  • "In December, I am going to Vietnam with my favorite charity, Wheels for Humanity."
    -David Hasselhoff
  • See us Nude! Biggs, or Maximus, or the Pimp Daddy



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