THE BUMRUSH

Hopefully, the Pimp Daddy will hit us up with some his masterful ninja haiku soon, but until then, a little shoutout to a website called the footnote and their ninja haiku slam. Here are a couple of their ninja haikus.

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Mario.. and.. Luigi.

nintendo rules my life.
why, oh, why, must new mario games exist?
the plumber who eats "magic" mushrooms plagues my dreams.
Buy the new game! save the princess!
no one ever mentions luigi, so i will.
luigi. he owns a mansion. he busts ghosts like an italian peter vankman.
mario & luigi, superstar saga.. one of the best RPG's ever made..
i let someone borrow it and i never got it back.
but at least luigi finally got some credit, from the show stealin' mario.
the mario that is all at once super, and... ...mario.



My Hero.

don't eat random mushrooms, they say..
why not? mario does, I say.
don't kick turtles, they didn't do anything to you, they say..
why not? mario does, I say.
don't play with fire, they say..
why not? mario does, I say.
who is this mario.. he is a bad influence, they say.
then I throw a turtle shell at them, bounce on their heads, and eat some mushrooms.
mario is my hero, I say.

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I told you I would return with a post of everyone's favorite actor/anti-christ/breakfast sausage pioneer. Keanu Reeves. Mr. Reeves self-proclaims that he has "beaten" the world of acting, and what is the next logical step? Breakfast Sausage! Don't believe me? Watch the video.

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The Pimp is Thrilled. Transformers: The Movie.. 4th of July 2k7.

The Facts:

Micheal Bay Directs. (The Island, The Rock, Armageddon)
Ian Bryce Produces. (Twister, The Island, Spiderman)
Mitchell Amundsen works the Cinematography. (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Based on Generation One Transformers. (The Old School is the Best School)
And last, but most spectacularly not least: STEPHEN SPIELBURG is the Executive Producer! (Way too much stuff to mention.. c'mon.. you know who Speilburg is)

The Speculation:

This is going to be the sweetest movie ever made. (maybe this should actually be under facts)

The original voice actors from the cartoon series will reprise their roles of Optimus Prime and Megatron. This is good news, because as everyone knows, only Peter Cullen and Frank Welker can honestly duplicate the sound of transforming alien robots from the past...

The release date is July 4, 2k7; Though, as we all know.. this could easily be pushed around due to filming deadlines.. but if it holds.. WHAT A WAY FOR THE PIMP TO SPEND THE FO' OF JULY!

Well... I know this may not have been the funniest thing you have read on the BUMRUSH in a while.. but sometimes we need to share with the world things that are truly important. As we have seen recently, Chuck Norris is important.. Pimpin' is important, and yes.. You knowing that the sweetest movie to ever be made will, indeed, be about giant transforming robots waging a war on earth. Yes. Truly important.

I will post again soon, about everyone's favorite actor (or everyone's favortive anti-christ) Keanu. (who, from everything I can gather.. is NOT AT ALL in Transformers: The Movie)

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Hey there guyz and galz, it's me: The Pimp Daddy. Sadly, Most of you out there have never heard of me, and that is because I have been on a road trip for the last three years. A road trip that I mistakenly took in my LeCar (word of advice: don't take a road trip in a LeCar). Anyways, let's talk poetry for a minute; let's talk Haiku. 5. 7. 5. Three separate statements, that together form a larger picture. Simple, and efficient; much like my LeCar (or so the ads said). Whilest traveling the country in said EconoCar, I created a new form of Haiku, the "Sneaky Ninja Haiku." (I had the time.. more on that later..) SNHaiku has been sweeping the nation (no lie! [or is it?]) and now, I will unleash it upon the world (and by "the world"; I mean you, the lucky reader of this blog). Without further ado, witness the assualt to your senses known as Sneaky Ninja Haiku (tm)!

A pain in my back.
A sword slices right through me.
don't make ninja mad.

Hai-Yaa! Kung-Fu kick.
Watch as my face bleeds alot.
Damn, sneaky ninjas.

Me vs. ninja.
I know that I will not win.
So, I will not fight.

I watch the T.V.
Ninja trains for many years.
I am so, so, dead.

Well, at least I was able to create this form of Haiku on my LeCar journeys.. Because, even though I was able to get a whopping 40MPG with my LeCar.. it LeBrokeDown in Nevada, and I was LeStuckThere for the last 3 Years. This should be LeCar's new slogan: "LeCar: Drive your Creativity.. Until it leaves you stranded in Nevada for 3 friggin' years!" ..No really, I'm not bitter that I lost 3 years of my life.. Seriously. (Okay, maybe I am.. slightly.. fine, fine.. I'll admit it.. I'm a ticking timebomb of fury. LeCar=LeCrap. 'Nuff Said.)

-Don'tCallItAComebackIWasInNevadaForYears... ThePimpDaddy.

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I had an email conversation with one of the bombastic orginal BUMRUSHers (BOBs); the P.I.M.P. The conversation rose to the occasion and then blew the doors right off the occasion, so it's clearly worthly of this site. (And we've had some worthy stuff, indeed). Hopefully we'll soon be hearing more from the Pimp Daddy (or whatever he's calling himself these days). He's got some good stuff up his sleeve. We'll see.

My relevant part...

How's that homemade panzer tank project working out for you? I
didn't think a tank could be made out of scotch tape and Moxie cans, but
your gonna show them...


The Pimp's Response...

yes... the MPTP, hasn't quit been living up to the dream, sadly...
I mean, sure, I did create a fully functioning panzer tank made
entirely out of Moxie cans and scotch tape, but there were a few things i
didn't think of in the initial planning of said MPT:

1. you CANNOT wash out the smell of Moxie, nomatter how hard you try...
when "you've got Moxie!" (TM), I guess you really do "got Moxie"
4-Life.. as 2-sweeeeet K-Nash and R-Ramon would say.

2. I never fully drew out the plans to make the "Minute Maid Cannon"
fully functional... (and yes, I know.. why mix minute maid with a MPT?
well, 2 reasons: A. If people see a MPT coming thier way, and see a
logo for minute maid on it, they will be confused, and confusion is a
useful tactic in SodaWarfare. B. I like Minute Maid, much, much better than
that weird tropicana soda.. wha was tropican thinking anyways..
sheesh.) So yeah, I have a "MPT /W Optional MMC" ..but.. the cannon doesn't
even work.. it just sits atop the MPT lookin' smooth.. (that's not such
a bad thing though.. toolin' around town in a MPT/MMC ain't nothin' to
squak at, knowwhati'msayin'?)

3. Scotch tape... not so much a heavy duty adhesive. I think if I make
more vehicles of SodaWarfare.. I may be switching to something more
durable.. packing tape perhaps? who know's.. maybe i'll even drop the
large bills and got straight to the top.. DUCT TAPE!

yes, so as you can see.. I have learned alot in my foray into
SodaWarfare... Though my first creation the much bally-hooed MPT/MMC left much
to be desired, fear not good lad, I have devised a new device that will
put the MPT/MMC to shame.. I have started work on the new, the amazing,
the incredible: RC Cola Stealth Figher With Optional Cherry Coke
Missles. (it's code name is: RCSF-Cherry-Red.) ..I will spare no expense with
this project.. DUCT TAPE; RC COLA (cans, 1 and 2 liter bottles); CHERRY
COKE 2 Liters; and the secret ingredient.. MAYPLE SYRUP!

Indeed, The RCSF-Cherry-Red will be a sight to behold.

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