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Saturday, May 13, 2006 

The Word of Biggs: Connery

Connery

Connery, the sexy Scottish wanker
Ages like a wine
He's stood the test of time
His body still so fine

He's Connery, the Rising Sun
Bond, Ramirez, John Connor (not that one)
King Arthur, King Richard, King Agamemnon
And a dripping hot beast named Draco

He's Bald and proud
It's in his head
The ladies have no choice
When he speaks with that funny voice

You'd better call him sir,
The Professer Henry Jones
He drinks from a leather glove
And tunes you up with his thumb

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