How Not to Break Into an Apartment
I love this story: New York man accused of hiding in woman's couch.
Really, the inside of a couch was the best hiding spot he could think of? I'm sure there was a closet in the room. Or under the bed would at least given the guy some breathing room. Also, I'd like to know how long this guy was stuck in that couch for. Was it a half an hour? Or was he stuck in there for like 8 hours while she was at work? It makes a big difference, I would assume.
Police say a New York man cut a hole in a woman's couch and hid in the carved-out space until she came home. Newburgh police said the woman sat on the couch Wednesday evening and felt a bump in the cushions move. She jumped up and David Joe Limones emerged from his hiding place, knocking a cell phone out of her hand.
Really, the inside of a couch was the best hiding spot he could think of? I'm sure there was a closet in the room. Or under the bed would at least given the guy some breathing room. Also, I'd like to know how long this guy was stuck in that couch for. Was it a half an hour? Or was he stuck in there for like 8 hours while she was at work? It makes a big difference, I would assume.