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Wednesday, September 27, 2006 

Boobies

A classic from the old BUMRUSH website. I hope you enjoy as much as I do.

I once knew a girl that I liked
just because she had big boobies
I really couldn't talk to her face
cause I had to get up in those scoobies

But I never got a chance
she thought that I was a hellion
and I ended up in a trance
when I caught a melon

But she shot me with a Wession
so let me be your tutor
and this can be your lession
being nutered with a gun
is anything but fun.

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