THE BUMRUSH

Chuck Norris, the man, the myth, the legend, is all over the Internet. If you have not been to Chuck Norris Facts, stop reading this and go there now. It is simply balls out, the most undisputable facts about Chuck Norris, such as:

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

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The moon isn't circling the Earth, it's running away from Chuck Norris.

The United Nations was created to talk Chuck Norris out of destroying entire counties. Remember Bukharan? I thought so.

The only reason Chuck Norris created the Internet was so that Walker Texas Ranger could be seen from anywhere in the world. He then roundhouse kicked Al Gore in the face so hard it gave him a beard.

You can’t get blood from a stone. Because Chuck Norris has taken it already.

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