THE BUMRUSH

Hey there guyz and galz, it's me: The Pimp Daddy. Sadly, Most of you out there have never heard of me, and that is because I have been on a road trip for the last three years. A road trip that I mistakenly took in my LeCar (word of advice: don't take a road trip in a LeCar). Anyways, let's talk poetry for a minute; let's talk Haiku. 5. 7. 5. Three separate statements, that together form a larger picture. Simple, and efficient; much like my LeCar (or so the ads said). Whilest traveling the country in said EconoCar, I created a new form of Haiku, the "Sneaky Ninja Haiku." (I had the time.. more on that later..) SNHaiku has been sweeping the nation (no lie! [or is it?]) and now, I will unleash it upon the world (and by "the world"; I mean you, the lucky reader of this blog). Without further ado, witness the assualt to your senses known as Sneaky Ninja Haiku (tm)!

A pain in my back.
A sword slices right through me.
don't make ninja mad.

Hai-Yaa! Kung-Fu kick.
Watch as my face bleeds alot.
Damn, sneaky ninjas.

Me vs. ninja.
I know that I will not win.
So, I will not fight.

I watch the T.V.
Ninja trains for many years.
I am so, so, dead.

Well, at least I was able to create this form of Haiku on my LeCar journeys.. Because, even though I was able to get a whopping 40MPG with my LeCar.. it LeBrokeDown in Nevada, and I was LeStuckThere for the last 3 Years. This should be LeCar's new slogan: "LeCar: Drive your Creativity.. Until it leaves you stranded in Nevada for 3 friggin' years!" ..No really, I'm not bitter that I lost 3 years of my life.. Seriously. (Okay, maybe I am.. slightly.. fine, fine.. I'll admit it.. I'm a ticking timebomb of fury. LeCar=LeCrap. 'Nuff Said.)

-Don'tCallItAComebackIWasInNevadaForYears... ThePimpDaddy.

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