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Wednesday, May 31, 2006 

A Sunday Drive with Nolte


Nick Nolte’s full of piss and gum
Specialized equipment to change his blood
In order to gain nutrients and lose the drugs
Too bad he’ll just buy more
Cars are more fun to drive
When the road is blurry
And the white line can’t stop talking
About your fabulous job in Breakfast of Champions
And why you didn’t want to be Indiana Jones
For godsakes, that’s a fucking role of a lifetime,
instead you whore yourself out to movies
that lack the soul that you once had
Prostitutes charge by the hour

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