THE BUMRUSH

Let’s end the first Chuck Norris week with a few more sweet Chuck Norris facts and a tribute to the man with the hardest working beard in Hollywood.

It’s the always popular, Top 100 Facts about Chuck Norris:

• Objects in Chuck Norris's rear-view mirror appear at their correct distances.
• Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.
• The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide.
• Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
• Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

And finally, other Chuck Norris:

The Chuck Norris Worthiness Test (damn awesome)

Chuck Norris: Attack of the Massacre Ninjas on Transbuddha (flash game)

Or, Chuck Norris on Conan O’Brien

Chuck Norris Fighting For Everyone Who Can't Fight Back

Strangest link related to Chuck Norris (other than what you're reading?) How about this video?

Chuck Norris' IMDb page

And The Official Chuck Norris Website (get a free poster when you order a total gym - what an offer! Chuck on my wall? Sign me up!)

And that's enough Norris for me...

Peace.

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