An Ode To Norris, Because We All Owe Norris.
Chuck Norris
Don't mess with Chuck.
He will not hesitate,
He will not wait,
He will kick you.
*
Roundhouse kick.
*
and then it is over,
and then it is done.
Chuck has beaten you,
Chuck has won.
Chuck has beaten you,
in a fight you didn't even know you were in.
This Just In:
Chuck Norris moves faster than the speed of sound; but that is moot, because sound won't even get within 10 feet of him anyways.
If we could look into the center of the universe, we would see Chuck Norris looking back at us.
In "Return of the Dragon," Bruce lee and Chuck Norris didn't intend to fight in ruins.. That was actually Osaka, Japan; But they mistakenly demolished THE ENTIRE CITY rehersing the fight scenes for the film!
If we could look into the center of the universe, we would see Chuck Norris looking back at us.
In "Return of the Dragon," Bruce lee and Chuck Norris didn't intend to fight in ruins.. That was actually Osaka, Japan; But they mistakenly demolished THE ENTIRE CITY rehersing the fight scenes for the film!
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