THE BUMRUSH

Courtesy of Jezebel (not a site I read regularly, I swear) comes the greatest Baby Boomer since Disco Stu. That’s right, Hedo Rick wants some of that rippin' and tearing’. That is, after he gets down with that fine ass first.



Really makes you want to take a trip to Hedonism II in Jamaica, huh?

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Bill Bixby was such the man that he didn't even mind giving an interview to Clint Howard in 1977.

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A stop motion animated Mario. Fricken awesome. I want to play.

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Oh boy, is this clip a find or what. Watch the Incredible Hulk fight a grizzly bear, and make sure to pay close attention at the end to see if you can spot the clever special effect they used.



Technically, Bill Bixby is no where to be found in this clip, but I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to link to this incredible video.

Labels: 80's, bill bixby, hulk, television, video

What was a Hollywood guy to do during the writer’s strike. Well, if you’re Joss Whedon, you create something called Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. It’s a horrible name, but an awesome concept. Imagine Neil Patrick Harris as an evil scientist who takes on his arch-nemesis in a superhero musical. It’s being release in three acts, and acts 1 and 2 are currently available on www.DrHorrible.com.

And, of course, the trailer...

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Will a blender blend Chuck Norris? I don't think so bitch.

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A few hundred (million) notches below the famous Bruce Lee/Chuck Norris duel is this David Carradine vs Rick Springfield battle royal from an episode of Human Target in 1992. I never thought we'd find someone who fights slower than David Carradine, but Rick Springfield is showing us something.

Labels: 90's, carradine, celebrities, television, video

Some of David Banner’s best hulk outs from season 3 of the Incredible Hulk. They really give you an idea how often producers went dipped into the well of “extreme close-ups” for the hulking out scenes. And you’ve got to feel bad for Banner, he must go through about 200 pairs of boots a year. That can’t good on the old clothing budget.

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The decade of the 1980's is aging like a fine wine. Every year we get further away from the 80's, the more unbelievable and wonderful those 10 years become. What do I mean? This Hasselhoff music video can explain things better than I can. (Try to avoid starring directly at the Hoff's jeri-mullet, it can cause permanent damage to your eyes).



In case you like your Hasselhoff with a little more island maschismo, here's the Hoff's Limbo Dance. You can almost feel Jamaica oozing from his skin.



Finally, the Hoff is crazy for you. Actually, as he mentions about 85 times, he's CRAAAAA-zy for YOU! I'm not quite sure of the meaning of the dog at the end of the video, but it does worry me a lot.

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There was a time not long ago when life didn't get any better than playing Tetris on a Nintendo Gameboy. Yes, those were much sadder times (who needs color screens? Not me thank you very much), but we can relive all those memories with Tetris, The Movie:

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If you’re anything like me, you probably rolled out of bed at 10am this morning, vigorously adjusted your junk, wiped the drool off your face, and thought, “Hey, I wonder what Chuck Norris is up to?”

Good question my friend. And it shouldn’t be at all surprising to find out he’s been quite busy recently, even for a Demigod. First, it’s a good day to be Ian Spector, creator of Chuck Norris Facts. Norris reported dropped his lawsuit against Spector, for reasons that are only known to Norris’ right foot. I’d take extra time to smell the flowers today, Ian. Not many men cross Chuck Norris and live to tell of it.

Norris then took time to meet High School senior Vilius Bruzas in Powhatan, Virginia. Bruzas is confined to a wheelchair with cerebral palsy and counts Delta Force among his favorite movies (no offense, but who doesn’t). On a scale of one to ten, Bruzas said about the day, “I give it a 10.” Chuck Norris then gave the day an 11.


Finally, Norris has joined with American Solutions for Winning the Future to launch a campaign with the goal of forcing Congress to drill for oil within US borders and territorial waters. I’m sorry Alaska. Chuck Norris is coming for your oil and there is nothing you can do to stop him. In fact, he’s getting ready to personally drill in the Alaskan wildlife preserve using a single plastic spork.

From the mouth of Norris himself:

We, therefore, the undersigned citizens of the United States, petition the U.S. Congress to act immediately to lower gasoline prices (and diesel and other fuel prices) by authorizing the exploration of proven energy reserves to reduce our dependence on foreign energy sources from unstable countries.

Preach the word, Norris. We're ready to listen.

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There's not much more to say than that... You just have to watch the video.

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Well, it's out (and the movie is finally, finally almost here). It’s the trailer for the new Indiana Jones movie: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It certainly gives me that nostalgic Indiana Jones feeling. What do you think?

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This pretty much explains everything that is great about Matt Damon. It doesn't get much better than him.

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Chris Berman (who you may know from ESPN) having a breakdown on the set of Sportscenter (NSFW language).

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We've been surprisingly mum on the new Rambo movie, which is strange since Rambo pretty much was the 80's for us. The new Rambo trailer has been out a while, so you may have already seen it, but it is balls out insane for the amount of blood and decapitations in it. I think it's safe to say that Rambo is back.

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The quality of this video is horrible (tracking! tracking!) but it's absolutely worth a watch simply for the towel whips delivered to David Banner. I haven't felt such pain since junior high...

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This clip showcases everything that was right with television in the 80's. The synopsis from YouTube:

After a jealous roadie drops some "Orange Sunshine" into his juice, both David Banner and The Hulk have their minds expanded in a not so groovy way.

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More of the very worst movie scenes of all time. You got to love the worst fight scene, right.

And yeah... Pancakes! Fuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkk!!!!!

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Worst Death Scene from Enter The Ninja is fucking hilarious. I hope my death is exactly like that.

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