THE BUMRUSH

Celebrity news heard from somebody who knows somebody, so you know, it's probably true. Anyway, they're looking into it.

Speaking of that, did you know Chuck Norris does NOT know any martial arts? It was actually his twin brother Sheppie Norris who starred in Return of the Dragon with Bruce Lee. When Sheppie died on the set of Breaker! Breaker! In 1976, Chuck stepped in to finish the movie for his late brother. If you watch the fighting scenes closely, you can see where they used a body double in the movie. The rest as they say is history. Chuck took over the role of American superhero from his brother and became the man we know today selling total gyms and kicking Texas ass. Don’t believe me? Just watch Sidekicks again. Clearly the man does not know any karate.

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More of the very worst movie scenes of all time. You got to love the worst fight scene, right.

And yeah... Pancakes! Fuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkk!!!!!

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This is honestly both the worst and most hilarious fight scene I've ever seen in my life. It's apparently from a movie called "Undefeatable" that was made around 1994, although I haven't check that for sure. This totally fits under the it's so bad it good category. All I have to say after watching it is "uurrhhggg!!!".

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Props to Aint-It-Cool and a promotional trailer for "John Rambo" with Sylvester Stallone. Watch for the part where he punches a guy's head clean off his body. Fierce.

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"I was sitting around the other day admiring how big my nuts are, when I came to the conclusion that they are somewhere between fairly giant and super giant."

My balls are huge

Hmmm, mine are pretty big too.

Labels: perverson, shoutouts

As stated well by hypebot, Today Is They Day We Find Out If Bloggers Can Influence The iTunes Charts. Yes, as I've written before, go Bumrush the charts on itunes and buy "Mine Again" by the band San Francisco band Black Lab. Let's show those big music labels that bloggers have power too. We have power.

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At THE BUMRUSH, we are for anything labeled "bumrush" and we are for awesome poetry. So, I was pretty excited when I came across a poem called "after the bumrush". Here are the first two stanzas of the poem:

She rallied herself in the a.m.
to see him, tussled and still
reeling from the eve's consumption,
she knew if she didn't arrive he'd be blue.

One shoe on, then two, haranguing
through metro doors and howling
trains. Schlepping stairs. Pressing
hard against cold winter air

Take a look at the whole thing and let us know, is it worthy of the bumrush recommendation?

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The dude has got skills, for sure.

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I just discovered the Flickr world map, where you can explore their entire collection of pictures using a world map interface based on the city where the pictures originated. It's the exactly the kind of thing I like to waste hours playing with. I totally wish this kind of thing existed back when I was in school because it would have made social studies way, way easier.

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Providing you with some listening music on this most wonderful of holidays while you dance, dance the day away.

And, if you're still looking for some way to spend your day today, may I point you in the direction of the Top 11 Things Geeks Do on St. Patrick's Day. I plan on doing number 6 in a loop all day.

Watch the Star Trek episode where Kirk and Finnegan beat the crap out of each other.

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I found the following sweet-ass video via The Movie Blog. It's a fan-made lightsaber fight, called Ryan vs Dorkman 2, that probably rivals just about anything in the actual movies.

The high quality (divx) version can be found here. I'd highly recommend it.



And by the way, if you're interested, here is the orginal Ryan vs Dorkman video right here.

Labels: shoutouts, star wars, video

You may already know about it, but hands down, Ask A Ninja is my favorite video podcast on the Internet. Consistently hilarious, I laugh out loud at least once every time I watch it.

The Ninja explains podcasting to people over the age of 12.

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If you're interested in celebrities doing stupid shit and showing off their naughty bits, then check out The Bastardly. I came across this post and then discovered what the rest of the site was about. It might be worth a little bit of your time. And if not, you might be able to see a couple famous nipples.

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The True Players have arrived in a neatly folded, single serving digitalized package for your entertainment consumption. And unlike my package, it's both funny and only a few minutes in length. And it smells nothing like mayonnaise. Big props to the Pimp Daddy for getting the True Players up and running when his time could be spent tending to the hos instead.


What is the True Players? Its sketch comedy performed with absolutely no budget whatsoever using mostly borrowed equipment and props and whatever can be found in our closets. We even get kicked out of malls in order to truly express the art that flows directly from our mouths into the camera. Still, the True Players is tasty little treat. Next up for the True Players? Stay tuned (can someone stay tuned on the Internet? Fuck it, I want you to stay tuned anyway) and see...

You can check out one of my favorite skits, with a mad crazy handsome lead, Fall. Or check out the True Players on YouTube. Or just check it.

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It's the fricken Bumrush. Now Kick It, flash style!

A shout out to Burlesque Design for the slick design (why they did it? Who knows.)

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I had an email conversation with one of the bombastic orginal BUMRUSHers (BOBs); the P.I.M.P. The conversation rose to the occasion and then blew the doors right off the occasion, so it's clearly worthly of this site. (And we've had some worthy stuff, indeed). Hopefully we'll soon be hearing more from the Pimp Daddy (or whatever he's calling himself these days). He's got some good stuff up his sleeve. We'll see.

My relevant part...

How's that homemade panzer tank project working out for you? I
didn't think a tank could be made out of scotch tape and Moxie cans, but
your gonna show them...


The Pimp's Response...

yes... the MPTP, hasn't quit been living up to the dream, sadly...
I mean, sure, I did create a fully functioning panzer tank made
entirely out of Moxie cans and scotch tape, but there were a few things i
didn't think of in the initial planning of said MPT:

1. you CANNOT wash out the smell of Moxie, nomatter how hard you try...
when "you've got Moxie!" (TM), I guess you really do "got Moxie"
4-Life.. as 2-sweeeeet K-Nash and R-Ramon would say.

2. I never fully drew out the plans to make the "Minute Maid Cannon"
fully functional... (and yes, I know.. why mix minute maid with a MPT?
well, 2 reasons: A. If people see a MPT coming thier way, and see a
logo for minute maid on it, they will be confused, and confusion is a
useful tactic in SodaWarfare. B. I like Minute Maid, much, much better than
that weird tropicana soda.. wha was tropican thinking anyways..
sheesh.) So yeah, I have a "MPT /W Optional MMC" ..but.. the cannon doesn't
even work.. it just sits atop the MPT lookin' smooth.. (that's not such
a bad thing though.. toolin' around town in a MPT/MMC ain't nothin' to
squak at, knowwhati'msayin'?)

3. Scotch tape... not so much a heavy duty adhesive. I think if I make
more vehicles of SodaWarfare.. I may be switching to something more
durable.. packing tape perhaps? who know's.. maybe i'll even drop the
large bills and got straight to the top.. DUCT TAPE!

yes, so as you can see.. I have learned alot in my foray into
SodaWarfare... Though my first creation the much bally-hooed MPT/MMC left much
to be desired, fear not good lad, I have devised a new device that will
put the MPT/MMC to shame.. I have started work on the new, the amazing,
the incredible: RC Cola Stealth Figher With Optional Cherry Coke
Missles. (it's code name is: RCSF-Cherry-Red.) ..I will spare no expense with
this project.. DUCT TAPE; RC COLA (cans, 1 and 2 liter bottles); CHERRY
COKE 2 Liters; and the secret ingredient.. MAYPLE SYRUP!

Indeed, The RCSF-Cherry-Red will be a sight to behold.

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